From The "Women Are Fucking Crazy" File

No, this 32 year old crazy-ass bride to be wasn't actually kidnapped as she reported to the police, she just got cold feet before her wedding and "needed some time alone". WTF?!? The saddest thing is the jubliant picture of the thoroughly whipped groom who is "excited that she's alive." This is a guy who just had his fiancé lie to police and touch off a nationwide manhunt for her, during which he was CONSIDERED BY POLICE TO BE A SUSPECT IN THE KIDNAPPING. I would be so fucking pissed off, you'd have to have 10 people hold me down, lest I go on a rampage.

Yeah, I'm really glad to see she's okay, and it's nice that she had time to get her haircut, too. Unfuckingbelievable.