DON'T YOU HATE PANTS? MISPLACED PANTS EDITION

With a name like "Blake Lively", you have very limited career choices: singer, actress, talk show host, fashion designer, toy dog salesperson, stripper, porn star--that's about it. Well, it just so happens she stars on the show Gossip Girl and, as a result, is a gossip column target. Oh, the irony.

Well, it looks as if the absentminded young star (if you can call someone on a CW show that) allegedly forgot her pants the other day, in midtown Manhattan no less. Or maybe that's not a man's dress shirt and actually a dress? Regardless, this is the pretend "oops, I can't believe my undergarments are showing!" photo op that's so popular in Hollywood nowadays. Not that I'm complaining.

[Photo courtesy of What Would Tyler Durden Do?]

Now I'm not sure if Ms. Lively hates pants; it's just that she seems to forget them, or wants to give everyone that impression.

And just time for the Labor Day weekend, the traditional "end of summer", here's a gratuitous bikini shot.

Remember, if you hate pants don't forget to apply sunscreen.

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS? PART ASIAN EDITION

I don't know who Misa Campo is, and I don't care. All I know is she's 50% Phillipino, 50% Dutch, and 100% hot.


It also appears that she hates pants and steadfastly refuses to wear them.


LET'S GO HABS! (Whoops, too late.)


Yeah, I'm exhausted after that too.

Misa Campo [MySpace site]
Official Site

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS? UK EDITION

After spending way too much time (yes, it is possible) in a strip club over the weekend, I have a new sense of appreciation for the natural female form. Keeley Hazell, who gained notoriety as a 'Page 3' girl in England's The Sun, is one such "natural" woman, if you know what I'm saying. I hope this illustration helps:



Google image searches of her are not only among the LEAST SAFE FOR WORK, they also confirm her all-consuming hatred for pants.



Since she's overtly flaunting her assets in every photo ever taken of her, it's possible she merely harbors distrust or apathy towards pants. However, she doesn't seem to hate shirts that are at least 3 sizes too small for her. Whatever the case may be, it's landed her at #13 on the 2008 AskMen Top 99 internet spank-fodder list.

Keeley Hazell [Official Site]