Showing posts with label onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label onion. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

ONION NEWS NETWORK: DOMINO'S SCIENTISTS TEST LIMITS OF WHAT HUMANS WILL EAT

"It looks like something no animal should consume, much less a human."

That sums up how I feel about Domino's products.


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

I love the different pizzas they're creating in the lab. Classic.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

#1 THREAT TO AMERICA IN 2008: COLBERT!

Stephen Colbert is running for president in 2008! Appearing on "The Daily Show", he said he was ready to consider a run but he said he'd prefer to do it on a "more prestigious show"--his own. He's also going to run as both a Democrat and a Republican so he can lose twice.

Obviously, this is a funny idea that might sell him some books, but hopefully it's just a joke and he's just doing it to get the youngsters to register and ROCK THE VOTE. The best by-product of "The Daily Show" and "Colbert Report" is that they (allegedly) make people more politically aware, even if it's in a humorous way. I just hope the same hipsters that are complaining about the current administration don't turn around and waste a vote on him. What kind of idiot would do that? Personally, I'm voting for Christopher Walken in 2008.

Although, voting for Fred Thompson because he guarantees "the hottest First Lady in US history" is a tempting choice, too.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9/11

Everyone has their own thoughts and prayers on a day like this. Naturally, I turn to humor in these situations, and have chosen to link to a classic article from The Onion's triumphant post-9/11 return, the HOLY FUCKING SHIT issue from 9/26/2001.

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves in Hell

Six years later, this map is still pretty appropriate.