G8: THEY'RE GR8!

Here's my favorite G8 quote of the day, from President G.W. "Don't Mess With Texas" Bush:

"I don't know how we can look our taxpayers in the eye and say, this is a good deal to give money to countries that are corrupt," he said. "We want to make sure that the governments invest in their people, invest in the health of their people, the education of their people, and fight corruption."

Hey, that sounds good. So when is the United States government going to start doing that?

For me, Saturday's hugemonous "Live 8" concerts helped raise my awareness of Roger Waters' failing vocal chords, luxurious Scottish golf resorts, and the fact that MTV STILL BLOWS (apparently, AOL.com kicked its ass with their coverage).