Oh, Oh, OH! Canada [or Border XXX-ings]

Thanks to the Smoking Gun for the titles (I really couldn't do better).

The Smoking Gun, always on the cutting edge of bizarre and wacky law enforcement activities, has procured the Admissible and Prohibitable items under Canada's "Border Services Agency."

The job of this Agency is basically to screen porn and other potentially offense and/or profane material and give it an entrance or denial of entrance stamp. Tangently, how the hell does an American go about becoming a Canadian Civil Servant? how do you say Civil Service Exam in Quebecois? The good news is they are looking for a Director of Industry and Trade. He/she must have editorial review of these goods.

For people too lazy to follow TSG link (although I highly recommend it), I will quote some of the highlights; both mine and TSG's.

Admitted:

• "Have Some Cannelloni, Tony!"
• "Frank and Beans"
• "Sie schluckt und schluckt und..."
• "Basic Tool Maintenance"
• "Elbow Deep"
• "Much More than 4 Fingers, Vol. 2"

Prohibited:

• "Dog Wedding"
• "Leather Bound Dykes from Hell" (volumes 18 AND 19)
• "Piss Parade"
• "The Best of Daddy, Volume 1"
• "Best of British Spanking 15"

Feel free to add your favorites in the comments section below.