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Most e-cards are utterly annoying, filled with flying animals, crappy music and weak sentiments. Finally, there's an e-cards site that says the things that need to be said: Some Cards - When You Care Enough To Hit Send.


To save time, I'd like you to know that I'm utterly insane.


Sorry in advance for doing a ton of stupid shit.


Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.

There's also a brilliant create-your-own card function, with literally endless possibilities.

QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST TROPHY CELEBRATION EVER

The WHL's Spokane Chiefs beat the OHL's Kitchener Rangers to win the 2008 Memorial Cup, awarded to the best Canadian Junior League Hockey team. But the biggest issue is not that they're not from Canada; the mishap that follows might be the most hilarious celebration I've ever seen.



The look on their faces are priceless. Even better: it was brought to you live on the NHL Network!

RANDOM VIDEO: ESPN AFTER DARK

Why bother watching OT playoff hockey when you have . . . ESPN After Dark?



I looooooooove trick billiards.

ONN: ONLINE DATING SITES MAKE WOMEN'S FRUITLESS SEARCH FOR LOVE EASIER THAN EVER

From the Onion News Network's TECH TRENDS.

Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

I should have posted this for V-Day, but better late than never.