RANDOM YOUTUBERY: STUFF YOUR GAPING MAW

The Onion does it again with this "report" on Yum! Brands new "Feedbag" for people who don't "feel like moving their arms" when eating fast food. Additional benefits: No need to chew or breathe while eating.


New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less



"Hot steamy food, in your face right now"

"For an additional 50 cents, they'll, ya'know, throw the soda right in there. You don't need to keep sucking it through the straw"