Craptastic!

An instant classic: the New York Giants have for sale on thier website "Replithentic" jerseys. That's right, authentic replicas! I'll allow a moment for that to settle in. Now you can own the actual jersey that YA Tittle never wore. These jerseys conform to all the specifications that YA's jersey didn't. Or may have. Who knows? There were no specs then. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of cooking some kosher pork chops.