BIG BENDER

This is why I'm rooting for Big Ben to win the Big Game #40 on Xtra Large American Football Contest Sunday:




I'm going to take his T-shirt's sage advice this Sunday, but I'm hoping he doesn't do the same. I'm going to hold off on buying Big Ben's BBQ Sauce, because I still have a huge bottle of Van Halen bassist Michael "Mad" Anthony's BBQ sauce. Beware: the combination of habañero peppers and ancho chile powder gave me the runs like the devil!

At least Western Pennsylvanians had something else to look forward to this February, other than watch that fat rat see his shadow, who by doing so predicted 6 more weeks of Super Bowl hype.