THINGS I LIKE: NEWMAN'S OWN ORGANIC DARK CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS

I was going to say one of the "things I like" is "telling my boss that I'm not coming in on weekends, not this weekend, not fucking ever", but she's probably used to the rejection by now, so I just ignore all such volunteer requests.

Instead, I'm going to vote for this, since I'm a sucker for chocolate anything: NEWMAN'S OWN ORGANIC DARK CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS.

Man, these things are delicious, and they're made from all organic ingredients, which means . . . free-range peanuts and non-HGH injected cocoa beans, I suppose. Plus, Paul Newman's company has given $200 million to charity and was in Slap Shot, so you have to respect that.