DRINK IRRESPONSIBLY

Silver-haired Silver Bullet pitchman Pete Coors admitted he was arrested and charged with DUI back in May. He was pulled over in Golden, Colorado after blowing through a stop sign in his Jaguar and blew a 0.088 (0.08 is the limit). I guarantee he wasn't drinking Coors all night, that liquid crap he's constantly telling you to "drink responsibly". Oh, the irony.