Monday, March 3, 2008

BANNED IN OTTAWA: CANADIAN COCK BLOCK

Well, it's that magic time of year again when the Canadian Ministry of Public Protection (or whatever the fuck they call themselves) puts out it's list of Admitted/Prohibited material for Obsence and/or Hate reasons.

The good news, if you're a black person, is that the Nigger's Owner Manual has been banned...however, Nigger Jokes has been deemed fit and fair for Canadian consumption.

The Truth Behind the Jewish Talmud = Good
Historical Quotes about the Jewish Problem = Bad

But I know, you don't come here to find out what racist books you can buy in Border's Downtown Toronto, you come for the porn. I have to say, it's fairly disappointing this year. Why someone would even try to import a movie called Dog Suckers, is beyond me.

It's the same old story for Opa's Porno Kiste. Episodes 1 and 6 are banned, but Ep.4 is a-okay...What happened to Eps 2, 3 and 5, anyway? Some Mountie still back home "evaluating them?"

Leave it to the French to film Violeuses de chiens (Dog Rapist). Of course, prohibited.

And my personal favorite, at least in name (until I find someone who's selling it - then maybe I'll like it for the story line): Gangbang my Face 2. Don't know why that makes me laugh...must be the alcohol. I just find the title funny.

I still want to meet the guy(s) (and girls?) who are more equal than your average Canuck and can watch these films and read the hate pamphlets and not be influenced.

Ugh, Fuck Censorship anyway. If the Canadians want to the watch Mr. Dog, who is the government to say No/Non?

[Links from Slate to Gomorrahy latter opens a pdf].

BTW, Gomorrahy has a great, NSFW, photo on their home page. Damn, I could go for some maple syrup right now.

Stupid Canadian's: It's so much clearer in the US...



1 comment:

Jeff K said...

Canadian Cockblocking--is that a 2 minute minor?

Those titles really put the "mount" in mountie, if you know what I mean.
(Please help me.)