Monday, August 28, 2006


I realize that I can be painfully verbose sometimes. So as a change of pace, I'm going to hit you with some one-sentence-long wrist shots.

If you're broke and in a foreign country, just confess to a murder that you didn't commit and you get a first class ticket back to the States!

Unable to beat The Amazing Race for an Emmy (new season 9/16 @ 8:30 PM), Survivor plays an amazing race card.

This is a hilarious headline: EYEBROW WAX HERPES LAWSUIT TO PROCEED

We need to stop "celebrating" dubious "anniversaries", especially when it's a hideous coin with the WTC on it.

Speaking of coins, STOP STARING AT ME, TOM, it's creepy.

You know the summer is almost over when the NHL Atlantic Division preview is out!

My dad has finally entered the world of HDTV with this SONY projection LCD TV. Nice!

Either Jeff George is back in the NFL, signing with the Oakland Raiders, or I dreamt about it last night after playing too much Tecmo Super Bowl.

Should SI's Paul ' Dr. Z' Zimmerman sue the creepy German guy from DaimerChrysler for not only stealing his name, but also his entire look (including the white mustache)?