I'm on a roll this morning...I actually have a ton of work to do, but I keep running into interesting bullshit stories. So really quick, Hockey Drunk did a run down of all the teams in the league if the league was a high school (and we all know that the NHL is Special Ed...and the biggest retard is the principal):
You can read them all over at Hockey Drunk; they are humorous at the very least.
- Buffalo would be the kid who never can afford to go anywhere or do anything.
- Carolina would be the farmer kid with a mullet.
- Pittsburgh would be the crybaby tattle tail.
- New Jersey would be the really boring kid.
- Montreal would be the kid who wants to trade you his apple for your Subway sandwich.