YOU JUST GOT SERVED (BEER)

Kris sent me this video of the Asahi beer robot yesterday.



Meh. I'm not impressed. Not only does it take an excruiating 3 minutes to pour, but half of it ended up on the floor. I expect to wait a long time for a Guinness, but not for some shitty Japanese equivalent of Budweiser. Shut up and give me the can, R-2, I'll do it myself!!!

This kid, however, is the real robot. I saw this video a while back but I had to post it. I don't know where he came from or where he's gone, and whether or not it's the inspiration for the dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite, but wow.



Asahi beer robot [YouTube]
Robot dance [YouTube]