COL-BEARS

I will be camping this weekend in New Hampshire, where it will probably snow, knowing my luck. Bookless has warned me to "watch out for bears", and yes, I've already packed my bear repellent. Because as you know, according to Stephen Colbert's Threatdown, bears are the #1 threat to our national security.



The hybrid "superbear" cracks me up.

"Once they add in the black bear's ability to climb trees with Teddy Ruxpin's robotic storytelling, they will have created the ULTIMATE WARRIOR."



And now to close the show, it's BEARS ON TRAMPOLINES!



Colbert Report - Bears [Comedy Central]