PRICELESS COMEDY WITH BOOKLESS

-----Original Message-----
From:   Bookless 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:39 PM
was just at our vending machine...
behind the glass sits the "Big Texas Cinnamon Roll" which was named the "Pastry of the Year" by the vending merchants of America...

what you got???
-----Original Message-----
From:   Jeff 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:45 PM

Wow.  I got nothing. 

You'd best pick up that roll, because I reckon it's gotta be huge and crazy, just like Texas.  Wait a sec--that's THE ACTUAL AWARD WINNING ROLL?  Well, the VMA can't be wrong.  Aren't those awards on TV?

Actually, I had some chewy sour Jolly Ranchers last week that were half-melted and tasted like artificially fruit flavored a$$.  We don't even have a soda machine up here.

-----Original Message-----
From:   Bookless 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:48 PM

that's how we roll in USR.
I'm thinking about buying it just for display purposes....
oh, we are working this Saturday....Go Barr!
 -----Original Message-----
From:   Jeff 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:49 PM

That's how you ROLL, I get it.  That's funny.

Yeah, you could put it on ebay.  Someone in Japan or Russia is sure to snap up that bad boy.
 -----Original Message-----
From:   Bookless 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:50 PM
I'll toss in the fact that it slightly resembles the Virgin Mary.
-----Original Message-----
From:   Jeff 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:51 PM
And she's crying tears of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil.
 -----Original Message-----
From:   Bookless 
Sent:   Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:52 PM
To:     Jeff
Subject:        RE:
now that is good...