BLECH

MATCHES MADE IN HELL:
* Moby is co-producing Courtney Love's next album. Blargh. This is what the nutjob had to say about it: "A long time ago, Moby was Christian, and I had this fantasy I was Mary Magdalene and he was Jesus. I've always had a little crush on him. And I trust him. I'll talk all sort of shit, and he'll keep trying to focus me back on the music." Is this her talking without the heroin? I might have preferred her on it. She's also collaborated with Billy Corgan and Jerry Cantrell, among others. Yikes.
* I didn't think it possible, but I hate the Braves even more than I did before. MC Hammer has done a music video/commercial with the Atlanta Braves for the Turner South sports network, featuring the "song" "My Braves", I can't tell who is the biggest dork in this thing: Chipper "Larry" Jones, Phil Niekro, or Tim Hudson. I guess they couldn't find any other rap artists from the Atlanta area. At least they got two has-beens together for one last shot (ha ha). Definitely the highlight of my MLB Extra Innings free preview week.

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I've heard Rocky Moselle talk about his "International Star Registry", and I've decided to find a new way to make money. I'm starting the "International Black Hole Registry", where you can name a black hole after someone! It's the perfect gift for that "special someone" that sucked you in with their strong gravitational pull, but that you slowly realized doesn't let light escape.