JOE BUCK: YOU CAN'T STOP HIM!

The Mets got rained out last night, and in light of recent events I was eager to avoid baseball altogether anyway. And thankfully, I wouldn't have to listen to the Card-centric team of Buck & McCarver all night. So I watched LOST instead, which was enjoyable for the first 59 minutes. However, even though it's on a completely different network, I COULDN'T ESCAPE JOE BUCK! He calls every sporting event! That's what he DOES! That's ALL HE DOES! YOU CAN'T STOP HIM!

(They used a FOX TV clip of the Red Sox winning the 2004 World Series either to illustrate that not everyone on the island is cut off from the rest of the world, or solely to annoy me. Take your pick.)