WHO'S ON D?

Devils Fan 1: I like that new defenseman that the Devils called up.
Devils Fan 2: Oduya?
Fan 1: Yeah, I do. He's pretty good, I have to find out his name.
Fan 2: Oduya.
Fan 1: Yes, I just said that! Do you know his name?
Fan 2: ODUYA!
Fan 1: No, I don't! That's why I'm asking you!
Fan 2: ODUYA!!!
Fan 1: Do I what?
Fan 2: JOHNNY ODUYA!!!
Fan 1: YES I DO! AND DON'T CALL ME JOHNNY!!!

[A donnybrook ensues.]