WOO HOO!

The Big Game is finally here! Tonight, I think we're going to see a lot of top-notch kicking and world-class tackling, all the new commercials will star Peyton Manning, and hopefully Prince will wear assless chaps for his halftime performance and . . . what? It's NEXT week? F*** the NFL. Seriously, cram it.

Anyway, I predict that the City Of Big Shouldered Ulrachers will win, and we can go back to mocking Manning, and everything will be right in the world again. Or not. It doesn't matter, I'll be playing TECMO Super Bowl instead.