WRIST SHOTS: D.C. D-RAILED

Just when I was ready to hop aboard the Ovechkin Train and ride it deep into the playoffs (I swear he scored that game tying goal WITH HIS MIND), the Phucking Philthy Lyers win in OT to derail that dream.



HUET! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING? THE PUCK IS OVER THERE! Never mind, dumb ass. Remind me to never root for a team with a French goalie.

The matchups are now set in the Wales: Rangers @ Sidsburgh (Friday), and Philthy @ Montréal (Thursday), who will meet in the playoffs for the first time since 1989.

I can't even bear to watch the Flames/Sharks game . . .